Supreme Janine

I'm the supreme and that's all that matters.

officialwhitegirls:

requirements for dating me:

- blue eyes
- white
- be a dragon

(Source: officialwhitegirls, via pizza)

— 14 hours ago with 37435 notes
#flashbackfriday to our old hair. Going back to black soon😎

#flashbackfriday to our old hair. Going back to black soon😎

— 5 days ago
#flashbackfriday 

vaguelyjewish:

testoster0ne:

how do woman not orgasm when inserting tampons.

like isn’t just like having sex idgi?

This sounds like a Mitt Romney diary entry.

(Source: basedyeeezus, via thirstiest)

— 6 days ago with 407078 notes

iguanamouth:

last year one night me and my old roommates were all playing twister and mike was on the spinner and halfway through the game he kind of mumbled to himself “i sure hope im calling these right” and then everyone in the room simultaneously remembered that mike was colorblind

(via joshpeck)

— 6 days ago with 419176 notes

ohshititsgreg:

What is ‘nudes’ someone show me

(via coluring)

— 6 days ago with 126563 notes

tszarina:

i remember when i was in second grade and i saw my sister kiss her female friend on the cheek and i was totally floored because i didn’t know two girls could kiss each other and i went to school and told my friends and we all started kissing each other and i basically started a lesbian uprising

(via thefuuuucomics)

— 6 days ago with 125032 notes

politicalsexkitten:

Really funny how people making fun of immigrants speaking “broken english” only know one fucking language.

(via dulect)

— 6 days ago with 116721 notes

dogapult:

how come when someone decides to eat only fruits and vegetables people commend them for their “willpower” and “diligence” but when i decide to eat a diet composed entirely of mozzarella sticks and vodka suddenly i’m “out of control” and “putting myself in danger”

(via dulect)

— 6 days ago with 230446 notes